Dave hails from a small, quaint town that was once described as “technically” a college town, but is now home mostly to elderly people. Dave spent his youth dancing to the beat of his own drum while rocking some questionable styles. He still takes great pleasure in being himself, which is why it makes perfect sense that his second favorite dinosaur is the pterodactyl* (it even spells its name as it pleases—the “p” isn’t even necessary)*.

At work, you can find Dave working on our construction jobs. When we asked him what he does, he stated, “I build hardscapes. I do not prune or mow grass,” and he could not be more correct—he does not do either of those things. This is why it only makes sense that, if he were a landscaping material, he would be a rock because they are super strong and hard to move* (and he would know because he spends a lot of time moving rocks)*.

When he’s not in the construction world, Dave can be found relaxing with his family or, more likely, tinkering with broken machines to make them work again, just like a modern-day… MacGyver? We, as KGK, can neither confirm nor deny that he is like the aforementioned character.