Michael is a man who never goes by his given name. Instead, we call him Mike—or, if you work outside with him, you call him “Skinny.”

Mike is one of our talented supervisors. When he’s not being a team player at work, Mike is coaching basketball or spending time outside (sometimes he multitasks and does both things at once—he is extremely talented).

If Mike has a second to himself, he spends time thinking about his second-favorite dinosaur, the Pterodactyl, or imagining what it would be like to have the ability to teleport while fighting off his arch enemy, who has his kryptonite.

When Mike was a young man, he went through a period of frequently wearing corduroy pants. This is a stark difference from when he once dressed up as Ace Frehley (you know, KISS) for Halloween (we, too, have many questions about how both of these fashions influenced the same person).

This is why it makes sense that if Mike were a landscape material, he would be granite, because it, too, comes in a WIDEvariety of styles.